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Pandora Sacrifice
My stamina is...!

You can't harm this body.

Win Quote vs. Abel
Hm? You're looking for someone? Alright, if I find out anything, I'll let you know.

Win Quote vs. Akuma
You made me get serious. And that makes you special.

Win Quote vs. Alisa
You have a charming smile. Instead of chainsaws, how about some pretty flowers to compliment it?

Win Quote vs. Asuka
I know you're from a dojo! That's why I challenged you! Isn't that how they roll in Japan!?

Win Quote vs. Balrog
I've been running into your type a lot recently. People only interested in themselves. Pathetic.

Win Quote vs. Bison
Checkmate! The end can't come soon enough for a guy like you.

Win Quote vs. Blanka
That was a great workout! Better eat more so that I don't lose weight!

Win Quote vs. Bob
It seems you also understand the secret behind weight and speed. Good man.

Win Quote vs. Bryan
As long as guys like you are around, I'll always have work to do...

Win Quote vs. Cammy
Mmm, you got a pretty face and some nice legs, but your knees are a bit too pointy for me.

Win Quote vs. Christie
You say you're looking for someone? That's my specialty! Shall we talk afterwards?

Win Quote vs. Chun Li
Good fight, lady. Sorry if I hit you too hard. It's just business, alright?

Win Quote vs. Cody
You are the hero of Metro City? Really? You don't really look, well...heroic.

Win Quote vs. Cole
For a regular citizen, you’re not half-bad... You’ve definitely got a certain spark.

Win Quote vs. Dhalsim
You are way too thin! Are you getting enough vitamins in your diet?

Win Quote vs. Dudley
That was a nice fight. You live up to your rep as the perfect European boxer.

Win Quote vs. Elena
It was my pleasure to be your dance partner. You're very talented, young lady.

Win Quote vs. Guile
I have to admit, you're one tough customer. You must be a professional, huh?

Win Quote vs. Guy
If you wanna save the world, you're gonna have to be stronger than that.

Win Quote vs. Heihachi
The difference between us was not age, but weight, Heihachi Mishima.

Win Quote vs. Hugo
Beating a big guy like you just proves that my body is the perfect balance of power and speed!

Win Quote vs. Hwoarang
And that's a wrap. Part of being cool is knowing how to accept defeat gracefully.

Win Quote vs. Ibuki
You know, where I'm from, they eat raccoons like your pet for dinner.

Win Quote vs. JACK-X
What do you do for dinner? Oil?

Win Quote vs. Jin
If I had to fight me, I would be down in the dumps as well. Completely understandable.

Win Quote vs. Julia
That was a pretty good fight, Julia. You're always on the top of your game.

Win Quote vs. Juri
And that's the final curtain! I would be willing to give you an encore if you asked nicely, though.

Win Quote vs. Kazuya
Devil power? Dunno much about that. Doubt it holds a candle to weight power, though.

Win Quote vs. Ken
So you're Ken Masters! We... We look nothing alike...

Win Quote vs. King
A clean ending to another thrilling match!

Win Quote vs. Kuma
Bear meat is fresh, and goes excellently with a nice white wine. ...I think I've found my dinner tonight.

Win Quote vs. Kuro
You may not believe this, but I prepared to one day battle against a well-trained cat…

Win Quote vs. Lars
Very nice! Don't worry, you'll be a real hero in no time!

Win Quote vs. Law
Do you have a delivery service? I'd like to put in a few orders as soon as possible...

Win Quote vs. Lei
Nice, victory is mine! Hey, if you're off-duty, wanna go for a few drinks?

Win Quote vs. Lili
Helping lost little kittens find their way home is also part of my job, missy.

Win Quote vs. Marduk
A mountain of muscles? Pure nonsense! How is that supposed to help you win?

Win Quote vs. Mega Man
I can’t be stopped by firearms. You gotta believe in your own power!

Win Quote vs. Nina
Power! Speed! And weight! Get those and you'll be perfect!

Win Quote vs. Ogre
...Just what have you been eating?!

Win Quote vs. Pac-Man
You seem to have mastered the art of eating. I’d like to ask for some tips… if you can even talk?

Win Quote vs. Paul
If we're talking about comedy, you might just become the best in the universe.

Win Quote vs. Poison
Aren't whips dangerous? Or are you one of those girls that's into that kinky stuff?

Win Quote vs. Raven
I don't have all sorts of fancy-schmancy tricks like you. Just the power of my perfect bod.

Win Quote vs. Rolento
Thanks for the offer into your army, but I'll have to pass. Your uniforms are too bland for me.

Win Quote vs. Rufus
Who is this Ken Masters fellow you were talking about? He must be drop-dead handsome if he looks like me.

Win Quote vs. Ryu
You wish to become a true fighter? You're going to need more protein in your diet!

Win Quote vs. Sagat
A battle is not decided by the title you hold. But you already know that, right, "king?"

Win Quote vs. Sakura
The secret to becoming strong? Eating more, of course!

Win Quote vs. Steve
Punch me all you like... It won't get through my perfect body armor.

Win Quote vs. Toro
Sorry, but I just ran all out of milk. Just made a fresh batch of pound cakes.

Win Quote vs. Vega
If you look in the mirror, you'll see a really terrifying face, buddy.

Win Quote vs. Xiaoyu
You're a precious little flower. Blossom beautifully, for you are the future!

Win Quote vs. Yoshimitsu
Careful! You could put someone's eye out if you swing that thing around!

Win Quote vs. Zangief
There are limits to those muscles you have, but you know that already, right?