Deadpool Dialogue (Marvel vs Capcom Series)

Marvel vs Capcom 3

4th-Wall Crisis HEALTH BAR IN YOUR FACE! Feel the love of the Hyper Combo, and it's a HOOOOOOME run! ♪ This is the Hyper Combo! ♪	Tag In Oh yeah! Ha! Yeah! Jab! Jab! Bring it! Oh! Wrong way...
4th-Wall Crisis (Activation) Boop-oop-a-doop!	Tag In (Team Aerial Combo) My turn!
Assist Call Try not to suck!	Taunt Taunt button!
Assist End Bathroom break!	Taunt This is my taunt! Heh... get it?
Cuttin' Time It's cuttin' time! La-lala-la-la!	Teleport BAMF!
Defeat You pressed the wrong button!	Teleport (malfunction) Curses, foiled again....
Defeat I still get paid though, right?	Trigger Happy I love me some guns!
DHC second tag Take notes!	Trigger Happy Have gun, will shoot!
DHC third tag Super legendary, er... thing.	Trigger Happy (air) Stings, don't it?
Happy-Happy Trigger Take notes! Bang bang bang bang bang!	Victory You were recording that, weren't you, player? No? Hehehe... WHADDYA MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!
Happy-Happy Trigger I hear bullets taste just like chicken!	Victory Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here, bustin' my ass, while you sit on yours, watchin' me jump around? How is THAT fair!?
Hard Attack Yo mama!	Victory vs. Dante Next time, maybe ya should let Nero do your fightin', skippy.
Light Attack Dude!	Victory vs. Magneto I just beat MAG-FREAKIN-NETO! Where yo curleh mustache at?
Light Attack Hey now!	Victory vs. Street Fighter characters I get the cover of the next Street Fighter for this, right, Capcom? Right!?
Match Start How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in 'em??	Victory vs. Wolverine You see that? That's how you beat Wolverine, people. AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS!
Match Start Check me out! I'm the Ghost of Christmas KICK YOUR ASS!	Win Quote Now, if you'll excuse me, I must continue petitioning Capcom for a Vulgus 2! (Look it up!)
Match Start Who was I supposed to kill again? D'ah! Doesn't matter!	Win Quote Ya can't spell assassin without sin -- and twice the ass!
Match Start vs. Dante How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in 'em?	Win Quote You are teh suxor! LMAO! And just for the record, I'm laughing AT you, not WITH you!
Match Start vs. Magneto Hahaha! Magneto! Welcome... TO DIE!	Win Quote Do I kill you with the sleek but impersonal firearm, or go with the cool factor of a nice katana?
Match Start vs. Spider-Man Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!	Win Quote Stand on your tiptoes, then bring your foot down. Move into it. Now you're moonwalkin'!
Match Start vs. Street Fighter characters Hey! I frickin' LOVE Street Fighter! Autograph your spleen for me?	Win Quote You with the controller! I won DESPITE you. You suck. And smell -- REALLY smell.
Match Start vs. Wolverine Short, and short on deodorant is a REAL bad combination, stabby!	Win Quote vs. Arthur And THAT'S for lulling me into great side-scrolling adventures that were never possible to beat!
Ninja Gift (Hard) Get along, little doggy!	Win Quote vs. M.O.D.O.K. So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair, huh?
Ninja Gift (Light) Present for ya!	Win Quote vs. Nathan Spencer You were so much cooler without the dreads. But the game's easier since you can jump now.
Ninja Gift (Medium) Pineapple surprise!	Win Quote vs. Tron I noticed you're filthy rich. Luckily for you, my services are available at a very high price.
Quick Work Swift as the wind!	X-Factor Anime power-up time!